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Hey, Let’s All Be Zebras From Now On!

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Biology is irrelevant today.  So why do so many or our leaders say we should follow the science?

Today a male can say he’s a female (and vice-versa) and we are told we must accept this.  Two males (or two females) can also get ‘married,’ and again we must accept this.  And a baby in a woman’s womb is not a human being.  Babies in the womb can be murdered, and once, again we should accept this as if it is no big deal.  Even though it is.

So if biology is irrelevant, let’s just chuck all the sciences.  Let’s forget about physics and chemistry and geology and such.  Let’s simplify things.

If we can be whatever we want, and do what we want, let’s all be zebras from now on.  It will solve a lot of problems.

All Together and One With Nature

Think about it.  If we are all zebras, we will, all of us, be black or brown and white.  The so called ‘systemic racism’ problem goes away and white privilege is no more.  There is no longer a need to be woke.

And the pluses just keep adding up.

The vegans amongst us will be thrilled because zebras are grazers – they only eat plants.  Those of us who like meat will have to adapt, however.  But isn’t that a small price to pay for being part of a homogeneous world-wide herd that lives in harmony with nature?  Isn’t this what the ecology nuts want?

Of course, all those who raise chickens, pigs, and beef will have to find another line of work.  So will the fishermen.  But I’m sure everything will work out okay.

And since zebras are primarily passive (except when it comes to mating) we also won’t need policemen, and we won’t have to worry about wars or have governments or need borders any more.  All those in law enforcement or the military, and all the politicians and lawyers, will have to find something else to do to occupy their time.

The mating part could be a bit of a problem since dominant male zebras have harems of females.  The zebra feminists may not like that, but, what the heck, other large male mammals have harems as well.  They zebra feminists will just have to learn to live with it.

Zebratopia

And since we will all be part of the same herd, we will all be part of a giant dazzle (a herd of zebras is called a dazzle).  We will be free to roam about the planet as we wish.  Oh boy, open borders!

But since zebras hoof it everywhere they go we won’t need bicycles, motorcycles, cars, boats, trains, airplanes, or even roller blades.  And we won’t need fossil fuels to run those machines that require fuel.  That will make all the global warming alarmists and green nuts happy.

Zebras, to the best of my knowledge, also don’t have much need for technology so we can throw away our smart phones, computers, and flat screen TVs.  Sorry AT&T, Apple, Microsoft, Google, Twitter, Hollywood, the entertainment industry, and high tech manufacturing – you are suddenly all defunct.

And being zebras, if we are true to our sense of zebraness, survival of the herd will be a motivating factor to our existence.  As such, abortion will be a no-no.  Every new little foal that is conceived will be nurtured and will become a welcome addition to the herd.  Sorry liberals, but you’ll have to bite the bullet on this one.

Yep, life will be pretty good for everyone if we all decide to be zebras.  The Socialist-Marxist ideological dream of Utopia on earth will finally be realized.  We will all think alike and act zebra-like.

Of course, if some people decide they are lions or cheetahs or crocodiles instead of zebras, everything will fall apart.  So we will have to somehow get rid of the zebra-phobics amongst us.  This may not be very zebra-like, but, hey, the Utopian dream can only be realized if we are all zebras. Thus the zebra-phoebes will just have to be canceled, ostracized, shunned, jailed, or worse.

Utter Nonsense

Now let’s get real.  This is all utter nonsense.  People cannot be zebras any more than zebras can be people.  And men cannot be women and women cannot be men.  It is a biological impossibility. So why do so many among us even entertain such ridiculous notions?

Try as we might, we cannot pretend biology is irrelevant.  But some truly irrational and misguided people are bound and determined to do just that.

Two men or two women cannot be ‘married’ because they cannot procreate.  As the Catechism states, “1652 By its very nature the institution of marriage and married love is ordered to the procreation and education of the offspring and it is in them that it finds its crowning glory.”

What’s more, God’s teaching is very clear when it comes to sexual morality.  The short version is found in 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, “Do not be deceived; neither fornicators nor idolaters nor adulterers nor boy prostitutes nor sodomites . . .  will inherit the kingdom of God.”

Jesus tells us in Mathew 7:13-14 to “Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the road broad that leads to destruction, and those who enter through it are many.  How narrow the gate and constricted the road that leads to life. And those who find it are few.”

Believe in God’s Truth

Society needs to get off the broad road and find the narrow road again.  It needs to stop pushing the mushy, warped, nonsensical, relativistic psychology that is so in vogue and start remembering that Jesus Christ is the “the way and the truth and the life” [John 14:6].

Since we are all sinners we must be tolerant of one another’s faults and propensity toward sin.  But tolerance does not mean acceptance.  As Christians we have a duty to admonish sinners.  We need to start admonishing and stop being accepting.

Open mindedness and tolerance taken to the extreme becomes moral blindness.  And this seems to be the situation today.  Society has become morally blind.

Pray for our country and our leaders and speak up for truth.  We need to get off the wide road and back on the narrow road.  The wide road is the road to perdition.

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